Friday, May 27, 2011
This better not be a sign of things to come
I had a dream that Rob was a puppy again and had peed on a hardback copy of A Game of Thrones. Not cool, Rob. Not cool.
Huh..wha? I...how the hell did I do that?!
HIS 361 Africa: Colonial Independ A
KIN 171A Yoga A
POL 100 Gen St: World Perspectives A
POL 354 American Political Thought A-
Straight fucking As? o.O Are you kidding me? How the hell did I manage that this semester? A semester which was full of stress and drama and me not knowing if I was going to have to kick ass and take names on any given night.
I still can't help feeling like there's been a glitch in the matrix and I'm going to wake up in the morning to a bunch of B minuses instead. Well, my Economics grade still isn't in yet so there's still some hope there I guess. Whoopie.
I still don't know how I managed to pull that off. Straight As....god damn...
On the bright side at least this saved me the trouble of sacrificing a goat at the end of finals*
*Kidding. Is it sad that I feel the need to clarify that?
EDIT: 10:24 pm
Econ grade just came in. Solid B. That's pretty damn good considering I had no idea what was going on in that class. I'm still pretty amazed, to be honest. I was expecting a lot more Bs this semester. I think this calls for ice cream first thing tomorrow ^.^
KIN 171A Yoga A
POL 100 Gen St: World Perspectives A
POL 354 American Political Thought A-
Straight fucking As? o.O Are you kidding me? How the hell did I manage that this semester? A semester which was full of stress and drama and me not knowing if I was going to have to kick ass and take names on any given night.
I still can't help feeling like there's been a glitch in the matrix and I'm going to wake up in the morning to a bunch of B minuses instead. Well, my Economics grade still isn't in yet so there's still some hope there I guess. Whoopie.
I still don't know how I managed to pull that off. Straight As....god damn...
On the bright side at least this saved me the trouble of sacrificing a goat at the end of finals*
*Kidding. Is it sad that I feel the need to clarify that?
EDIT: 10:24 pm
Econ grade just came in. Solid B. That's pretty damn good considering I had no idea what was going on in that class. I'm still pretty amazed, to be honest. I was expecting a lot more Bs this semester. I think this calls for ice cream first thing tomorrow ^.^
Tuesday, May 24, 2011
Did I say May? I meant October.

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I promise you guys, this will never end.
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Saturday, May 21, 2011
Nobody goes into teaching for the money
Thanks to the pair of second graders that ran up and hugged me today when I came in to volunteer and told me I was "the best helper ever". You guys made my day.
Wednesday, May 11, 2011
A Finals Week Vignette
Le cast:
Me, finishing up my twelve page research paper for African History
Marc, a sympathetic friend
Me: Aaaaaand conclusion time.
Marc: It was the butler.
Me: ...the butler is responsible for changing customs of gender and social order in British East Africa?
Marc: Yes. Filthy Bastard.
Me: Well damn. Wish I'd known that three weeks ago.
Marc: Well, you only just now brought it up...
Me: Now I really wish I could write, "So, in conclusion, it was the butler. In Kenya. With the Church Missionary Society."
Marc: Rofl
Fin
Monday, May 9, 2011
When this is all over I am going to dig a whole to crawl into
Dear PoliSci Prof,
Given that you've already assigned us a 10-15 page term paper, a multiple choice final would have been really appreciated. Instead you decided to assign another 12-15 page paper as the final exam. You are aware, sir, that this is a 101 level class, are you not? Ur expectations. They r not realistic.
Well, goodbye, straight A streak. It was nice knowing you for two whole semesters.
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